- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this song from somewhere, and then
"boots n cats, boots n cats, JOSHUA RAMSAYYY"
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
the more I think about my past self the more I
Literally me every day of my life.